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A bathing cap which looks as much as possible like a Coronavirus, which leaves just the face exposed.
DeLuxe version has integrated mask/goggles and snorkel tube leading to the top of the head, for even more complete coverage.
When in use, looks like a giant virus skating across the surface of
the water.
Terrifies other bathers, spreads unnecessary fear and panic.
That is all.
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Bun but contingent on adding tentacles for some
reason. |
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"A special version with tentacles is also available; the Super Grand DeLuxe version uses the wearer's breathing through the snorkel to make said tentacles writhe convincingly" |
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An aftermarket accessory is a noisemaker which attaches to the end of the snorkel which makes a noise like a Coronavirus*. |
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*Actually, it's just a regular duck call in a fancy box, but does anyone really know what a Coronavirus sounds like ? |
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On the plus side, there will be no-one else in the pool to get in your way (except of course other Coronavirus bathing cap wearers). |
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//but does anyone really know what a Coronavirus
sounds like?// |
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Probably more than a passing resemblance to
Kellyanne Conway. |
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Linkee no workee, [n_m_rm] ... |
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Works at this end have you clicked the ,,'what
like this" link |
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Hey [nrm] if you post your Google Drive username and password here then we can all log in as you and then we will be able to see it. |
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On second thoughts, better if you just change the viewing permissions of your file, and don't post your password here. Someone else might use it for less than honourable purposes... |
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Sent pic to the Borg, not that I am lazy or
summat |
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Very good, [n_m_rm], yes, very much like that. |
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It was sweets display when I clocked it in
sweets shop just before the lock down..see if
the shop still have it |
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