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Cordless Bungee Jumping

 Thrill to the experience of free fall!
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Eliminate the hassle and confusion of those bothersome bungee cords. No more hanging upside down waiting for someone to retrieve you. No more restrictive bindings around your ankles. No need to perform those tedious calculations for bungee cord length and jumpers' weight.

Now experience bungee jumping from any elevation without the need for a specially constructed tower or lift truck. Back-compatible with older, corded bungee platforms.

To avoid nausea, wait at least 30 minutes after eating. Most common side affects are cement poisoning and sudden deceleration sickness.

Should work well in mrnesbit's Kevorkian Amusement Park.

—ElectroRetard, Oct 10 2002

Baked: Scad Dive http://www.thrillvi...om/scadgallery.html
You get into a restraint and fall into a net. [Abusementpark, Dec 10 2006]

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       demonstration requested - thank you
—po, Oct 10 2002
   

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       Something along those lines?
—skinflaps, Oct 11 2002
   

       Street Pizza vendors selling slices at refreshment stand?
—Mr Burns, Oct 11 2002
   

       skydive.
—wyldephlower, Oct 11 2002
   

       So, BASE jumping without a parachute ?   

       Can we volunteer other people to try this ?
—8th of 7, Oct 11 2002
   

       Baked. See link.
—Abusementpark, Dec 10 2006
   
      
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