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Cookie Juice

 Because when I make it in my mouth it tastes really nice.
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You have a giant metal clean crusher. Get at least four packs of cookies and crush them with your crusher. Then once you've done four packs you will have done half a bottle of cookie juice and to get a whole bottle crush eight packs of cookies.

Then spray very freezing little chocolate chips on the top. Then just put them into the freezer and they'll last about one day. And you could sell it in shops.

Courtesy of [crash] (6).

—crash, Feb 16 2005

packaged spit packaged_20spit
you can use thumbwax's spit. [jaksplat, Feb 17 2005]

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       Hi [crash] I really love that cookie juice in my mouth too.
—dentworth, Feb 16 2005
   

       I have a feeling you'd end up with cookie-flavored oil. Mmmmmmm, cookie-flavored oil.
—Worldgineer, Feb 16 2005
   

       I just want to be the who gets to lick the [giant metal crusher]
—normzone, Feb 16 2005
   

       That's a rather unfortunate summary line.
—waugsqueke, Feb 16 2005
   

       Tossing your cookies would never be the same.
—FarmerJohn, Feb 16 2005
   

       The thing that makes 'cookie juice' in your mouth is saliva, unless I don't understand. What would the machine mix with the crushed cookies to replace human spit?
—contracts, Feb 16 2005
   

       don't birds do this, then feed it to their young?
—benfrost, Feb 17 2005
   

       Like melted cookies-n-cream ice cream? Totally confused, but I still want some. Oh, this is from your kid. Cute :-)
—robinism, Feb 17 2005
   

       So, whose saliva are you proposing to use?
—bristolz, Feb 17 2005
   

       [Crash] cookie juice can lead to girl cooties. But that's not a bad thing, you'll find out.
—normzone, Feb 17 2005
   

       [contracts], you need to use water - [crash]   

       And maybe some emulsifier? - [wagster]
—wagster, Feb 17 2005
   

       I don't think that girl guide juice is gonna catch on.   

       Yeah, lots of juice is only 10 percent juice anyway.
—yabba do yabba dabba, Feb 17 2005
   

       I don't know, [bristolz]; is that an offer?
—contracts, Feb 17 2005
   

       If they sold this in shops I'd probably buy a pack to see if it really tastes like the cookie juice I make in my own mouth.
—Machiavelli, Feb 17 2005
   

       Hello [crash] and [wagster]. This gets a bun from me because as a six year old you have come up with an idea that's better than a lot of ideas from college kids on this site :)   

       Do you have Date Pillow cookies there? Date Pillows would make good juice because they are moist inside.
—ConsulFlaminicus, Feb 18 2005
   

       //I don't think that girl guide juice is gonna catch on.//
I suspect that you'd be wrong.
—angel, Feb 18 2005
   

       [UB] That's because it's [fake strawberry] flavouring, not fake [strawberry] flavouring.
—hippo, Feb 18 2005
   

       Why can't they sort out banana flavouring? I love bananas but hate anything with banana flavouring in it.
—wagster, Feb 18 2005
   

       I can't believe they've gone and baked banana flavored coffee oil.
—skinflaps, Feb 18 2005
   

       And artificial grape flavoring--I've never tasted a real grape that tastes even remotely like the fake stuff.
—Machiavelli, Feb 18 2005
   

       This is absolutely disgusting. - You couldn’t make me drink this. [-]
<shows to kids - gets standing ovation> [++]		   

       Drats! Lost by majority rule again. [+]
—Shz, Feb 18 2005
   


 

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