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Continental already serves crackers - gourmet, with a cheese-like substance. |
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Heh, you could make single Pangea crackers with the individual continents connectd by salt. Drop one in your soup and watch'em drift. |
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You could also make each continent cracker out the popular grain of the area. Rice for Asia, wheat for Europe, corn for the Americas, etc.. |
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"Continental Crackers Party Mix- many crackers+ a little spice= one world-size party." |
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<Note to self> Stay out of advertising <Note to self> |
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[NTSS] Mixed Nuts for England..... |
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yes [NTSS] I had thought of that, but sometimes I'm just a plain old minimalist! Thanks for adding for me! |
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You should market these as a must for Continental Breakfasts. |
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(I was pissed off beyond belief when I discovered what the generally accepted meaning of a Continental breakfast was. -- WHAT!!!? IT'S JUST BREAD, JUICE & A CHOICE OF TWO FRUITS? And this differs from a normal breakfast in that it is SMALLER? So Something Continental should be in every way smaller than what you have every day in your own house?) |
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IF an ishwa! I went to sleep that night dreaming of taking up the challange of that continental breakfast. (it being as big as a continent & all.) |
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+It would have been easier to take w/ continental crackers. |
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Breathe, [Zimmy], just breathe. It's going to be alright now. We have Continental Crackers here to help you cope. Here you go. Remember- just breathe- wait, not while you're eating crackers. Swallow first, then breathe. Good boy. |
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I got over it. [NTSS]. I'm so naive. It was the first time in my life I could afford a nice hotel room. |
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I'd order a box. just for nostalgia of that moment. (my now wife was there then & thought I was just joking about it all. She thought it was very funny. & I must say that when vacationing in New Orleans, it is a challange to wake up in time to actually have the breakfast.) |
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I was upset the first time I found out what "Free Continental Breakfast" is/was ...a long time ago. That's why it's FREE. Just some doughnuts, bagels and OJ. It's not worth getting up early for! |
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I agree with Zimmy! We should demand a breakfast as big as a continent. |
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Dang it, [2fries] - I was just about to post that Pangea Cracker idea too. |
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[phlish] I'm sorry that you feel that way, but glad you explained your negative vote. I agree somewhat, as I won't vote on custard-based inventions myself,** but that is not quite the same. I don't think the shapes of the continents have been 'played out' yet. |
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** make note, that if sometime in the future, someone invents somthing so incredible (and it has custard) I will vote for it. I allow myself to change my mind and see things in a different way. Each instance is it's own. |
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//you brits will vote for anything...// and
who did the Americans vote into office ?
speaking of //making a cracker or cookie
into a recognizable shape// - so,
fishboning your annotation if that's
possible. Continental Crackers is a fine
idea giving it a glowing cake sized bun + |
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nice one [xenzag] and I'm an American who doesn't vote! |
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[Zenzag] Hey! The winner of the most votes has not taken the presidency since 1996! We are INSANE, not STUPID. |
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There would need to be an "Atlantis" cracker made from a slightly more absorbent cracker substrate so that, over time, it gets soggy and sinks into your soup while the other crackers continue to float. |
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Out of interest, what countries have
expressed a desire to break off from their
continent? |
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I can't remember what exactly I was referring to at that time. There was something on the news about a country wanting to *break away* from somewhere. Sorry for no facts. |
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OK then, who am I to argue!! |
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