Concave Co.

On the eve of our ten year jubilee, we highlight some of our more popular concave products.

Concave Co.’s concave mouse pad is especially valuable for those computer users who lose and then have difficulty finding their cursor outside the screen perimeter. By always clicking and dragging from the middle of this pad, letting go of the mouse means it always rolls to the middle, and that the cursor always returns to its starting point.

Concave chips are a hot item. Not potato chips but casino chips and coinage. Their paraboloidal concaveness means chip stacks never fall over but can just grow higher and higher.

The hip present for Christmas this year is the flask wallet. While comfortably thin and butt-concave, this alligator and silver beauty holds both bills and booze with style.

Sole discs are doing well on the shoes of athletes as well as accountants. The concave energy storage devices act like the plastic toy ‘cups’ that can be deformed to later pop up when least expected. Our dependable sole discs, compressed by the weight of each step, then immediately pop back giving an extra hop and snap to your stride.

We shouldn't forget the full length concave mirror that flips the reflection allowing closer scrutiny of new shoes and toenail polish application.

Our concave bread slices are widely purchased by the clumsy and unlucky. By buttering (jelly, peanut butter, etc.) the inner surface, one nearly guarantees that the aerodynamic passage of a slice to the floor will end right side up. In those few instances where stray air currents cause catastrophe, the raised bread edges prevent spread-contact with a yucky floor. The secret of our bread slicer can now be revealed - its bowed band saw blade rotates like a jump rope while cutting curved cross sections through the loaf.