The ship goes down in the ice waters of the Atlantic. All
hands overboard!
You grab the emergency "life raft" bag on one of the
railings and throw it overboard, you jump in the water,
pull the cord and "WHOOOOSHHH!" it blows up into one
of
those creepy blow up sex dolls with the mouth forming
an
"O" as well as having other accoutrements.
Now here's the funny part, they can either drown or
climb
on board and survive. Look at you! You're on top of a
blow
up sex doll! Who's the big-shot luxury liner passenger
now?
This would give a chuckle to the rescuers when they
arrive
because, hey, life is too serious sometimes. Gotta laugh
at
the hard times.
And if you happen to end up on a desert island.... Eh,
won't go there. Oh, I guess I already did.
Equally funny as a parachute prank but that would
probably be considered murder, so, not recommended.