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Can't stick to diet/exercise regimes ? Now, with BorgCo's new method, there's no need.
Just check into one of our clinics, pass a health check, and drink the pleasant-tasting beverage supplied. Soon, you'll feel very sleepy. Just relax on your comfy bed and drift off.
Once you're out, the trained
and licensed medical staff administer medication to place you in a coma. A naso-gastric feeding tube is passed. Electrodes are attached. You are fully hydrated, but nutrition is restricted. Your muscles are kept in tone by frequent, gentle isometric stimulation, which also burns calories.
When you have lost the desired amount of weight as given on your check-in form, you're awoken and given another health check, then sent on your way rejoicing.
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Planning to assimilate on a time-share basis now? |
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Coming up on the inspection cycle for that tank again ? |
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They make the damned turret hatches smaller every year, you know ... |
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[8th], just stick a photo of an obese naked man on
your fridge door. I'm sure Sturton would send you a
few images. |
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slower, more expensive and with less suffering than the
DNP-Icebath method. |
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Incidentally, my current pet primary tumor models really
hates DNP, the cells in the middle are anaerobic and run
mitochondrial ATP synthase backwards. A little DNP really
ups the energy demand and they make even more lactic
acid than normal. To solve this problem they put ATP
synthase in the plasma membrane and run that
backwards to pump out the H+. Of course the DNP ruins
that too... hehehe. As it turns out, the malaria parasite
requires ATP synthase to run backward for one part of its
life cycle.... Helicobacter Pylori can survive in stomach
acid because it pumps out H+.... DNP for everything! |
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//To solve this problem they put ATP synthase in
the plasma membrane// Now that is cunning.
Why does the machinery exist for putting ATP
synthase in the plasma membrane - it's not
normally there, is it? (Shows you I don't normally
mess with anything more complicated than DNA.) |
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The whole parallel between intracellular parasites
and cancer is, incidentally, fascinating. I've got a
buddy who works on Toxoplasma who noticed some
interesting relationships. |
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Also should offer free haircuts while under. |
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Definitely not. Included in the price, maybe. Free, no. |
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// DNP for everything! // |
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Ooooh, yeah ... but make it TNP and add an azide initiator and all your problems will go away .... |
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Can you treat tumors in cats with TNP ? We will fund that ... well, we'll provide the TNP free issue, which is almost, but not quite the same thing. |
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It comes in 1 kg blocks, by the way. We have determined that that's the minimum effective dose. Interestingly, it's also highly successful in treating cats without tumors, too. |
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