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Collar pockets are small flaps in shirt collar points, big enough to hold a mobile phone.
Their advantages over other methods of mobile phone stowage are as follows:
1) Belt-worn holster: Do you really want that much microwave energy that close to your gonads?
2) Jeans pocket: See 1)
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Jacket pocket: Who wears a jacket?
4) Shirt breast pocket: Not pretty if you're already fairly well-endowed. Or female.
Other advantages include improved Bluetooth performance.
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//I wear a jacket//
But don't you get endless hassle from your tailor (or your butler) about how the phone ruins the hang of your exquisitely-cut togs? |
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you'd look like Harry Hill. |
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Who says I don't already? |
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//1) Belt-worn holster: Do you really want that much microwave energy that close to your gonads?// Do you really want that much microwave energy that close to your thyroid? |
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That was my first thought, too. Or maybe my second. (The first one was that having a hard small piece of plastic banging into your throat or neck will feel awful.) |
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I'm wondering whether someone might do gun-style underarm holsters for cellphones, though. 'Cos the other thugs will think you're packin'. |
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Better, shirley, on the upper arm. But then it's a pain if you
do wear a jacket. And, [Absinthe], if your tailor can't adjust
his cut to suit your lifestyle, you really need to switch. |
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//I take it that this invention is intended for men then?// |
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I took it that this invention was intended for fetuses. Once you're out of the woomb, the gonads have been converted to either testicles or ovaries. |
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Of course, the term is sometimes used as a gender-neutral term for the naughty bits of either sex. |
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I personally have cargo pants. I'm not too terribly concerned about getting thigh cancer... Well, not at the moment anyway. I guess there are still bluetooth problems with this placement though. |
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//already fairly well-endowed// .. you admitting to man bewbs? |
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