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Coffee Whacker
Inspired by, but not to be confused with, Coffee Cutter ;) | |
A little action-figure sized likeness of the comedian Gallagher,
raising and slamming down a heavy mallet until the desired
weight in beans is sufficiently ground. Set it on a wakeup timer,
and you won't have AAAAANY problems sleeping through your
alarms in the morning.
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But an automated one, with a clear enclosure that makes a
show of it? |
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+ for sledge hammer ground coffee! |
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Missed opportunity in calling it the Bean-o-Matic. |
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