Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Coffee Whacker

Inspired by, but not to be confused with, Coffee Cutter ;)
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A little action-figure sized likeness of the comedian Gallagher, raising and slamming down a heavy mallet until the desired weight in beans is sufficiently ground. Set it on a wakeup timer, and you won't have AAAAANY problems sleeping through your alarms in the morning.
21 Quest, Feb 20 2022

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       But an automated one, with a clear enclosure that makes a show of it?
21 Quest, Feb 20 2022
  

       Duuuuude!
21 Quest, Feb 20 2022
  

       + for sledge hammer ground coffee!
xandram, Feb 20 2022
  

       Missed opportunity in calling it the Bean-o-Matic.
RayfordSteele, Feb 20 2022
  

       Nice lol
21 Quest, Feb 20 2022
  
      
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