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If you're so far away from your front door that you need
the resources of the cloud to know when you have a
caller, then you're probably so far away that your caller
will have left his "we tried to deliver your package but you
weren't quick enough" card before you get to it. |
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Why not use one of the already baked WiFi Video Door
Phone Doorbell Intercom systems so you could respond to
you caller from the comfort of your orangery? |
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Or, a doorbell solution which, as you are routinely spending your time in the back garden, releases an actual cloud from a cloud storage system mounted on your back wall, the cloud is pushed gently towards you on a puff of air and is configured so that when it reaches you it starts to rain, causing you to run inside your house, whereupon you notice your caller. If you are in yr shed, the rain-on-corrugated-iron noise should be act as a sound alert. |
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I find that loudly barking dogs work quite well. |
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