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This is in a sense a coffin, in that it preserves your remains.
At the moment of your death, a diploid nucleus is removed from your body and
placed in a microscopic chamber filled with a droplet of liquid nitrogen and
surrounded by a Peltier device which cools the very small chamber to seventy
Kelvin or so. The device includes two high temperature superconductors, one
with a transition temperature somewhat above the boiling point of liquid nitrogen
(YBCO is superconductive below ninety, SmFeAs(O,F) below fifty-five) arranged
so that only if the first one is superconductive but the second isn't, then the
current flows to the Peltier device (i.e. logic gates and a transistor or something).
All of this is a solid mass with no moving parts and creep is reduced to a
minimum.
Power is provided - how? I don't know. I have various thoughts, involving varying
temperatures during the day, lunar tides, continental drift movements.
A funeral is held somewhere a long way from subduction zones, faults and hot
spots. A granite memorial is erected with deeply incised Pioneer-style Rosetta
stone instructions and an explanation of what to do with the remains if found.
This is replicated on a platinum or other durable plate within the chamber.
The human race becomes extinct, ice ages come and go, sea levels rise and fall,
asteroids hit the planet and all the usual shenanigans you get through geological
time.
Finally, many millions of years from now, an extraterrestrial civilisation finds the
monument or a new tool-using species evolves. If there are still primates on the
planet, the nucleus can be desfrosted, placed within an ovum and your identical
twin is reborn geological epochs after your death and the death of your species.
The cloning was implied. : )
Orbituary [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 12 2010]
Archaelogical Storage
Archaeological_20Storage ditto [theircompetitor, Aug 12 2010]
Noah's Ark
Noah_27s_20Ark [ldischler, Aug 15 2010]
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Some time later, in the palace of the God-queen of the ants, Formia the Two hundred and twelve thousand, four hundred and twenty sixth
Formia: Chancellor, we seem to be running out of workers. Our war with the alien invaders is going badly and we both know who is going to take the blame, don't we. I want a solution to this problem now or youll be fodder for the fungus farms come nightfall!
Chancellor: [waggling antennae submissively] Well, holy mistress, may you reproduce forever, we do have all those humans in storage
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//placed within an ovum//
1) also provided?
2) with whose mitochondria? |
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But every few billion years, plate tectonics will entirely recycle the Earth's crust so this storage isn't going to last forever. |
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Another approach might be quantity over quality.
Send our DNA in an armada of space capsules out
towards possible "M-class" planets if they're ever
found. |
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I did think about a satellite, [hippo]. I also considered the problem with the cytoplasmic bit, but the thing is, if you're going to build a device so huge it can contain an entire ovum, it'll need loads more energy, so i think you'd have to rely on primates or rabbucks not being extinct. |
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[RayfordSteele], i wrote a book about that in a previous incarnation. |
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(+) //I did think about a satellite// |
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Why bother waiting 'till you die? It's not like your genome improves with age. |
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// Why bother waiting 'till you die? It's not like your
genome improves with age. // |
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Because you don't want to be around to see the
result... |
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Well maybe, in a big black tetrahedron or something, but the thing is, the Moon
is boring and doesn't attract attention. |
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Thought about writing it into another organism, but evolution would wipe it out
pronto i would think. |
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...or how about on the moon? |
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<ponders if I has become uber-troll and been filtered from existence> |
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Maybe on the Moon as well. After all, people's bodies have been known to contain more than one cell at the time of death. |
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Titanium dioxide maybe, and making it into a Yin-Yang symbol. |
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There's no need for an actual ovum, only the data held by the DNA. |
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So, after all these millenia your clone is born... all alone in the universe with no mate, surrounded by curious alien scientists. Poor bugger! |
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After a few ice ages, do you think your chunk of granite might still be part of the crust of the planet? |
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More likely it will have long since slipped under a tectonic plate and it's contents obliterated as it sunk toward the hot mantle. |
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