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Baked. Douglas Adams, "The Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Joo-Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses. |
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"Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses have been specially designed to help people develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the first hint of trouble, they turn totally black and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you" |
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Alternatively, wrap your towel round your head. |
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I've already got these. Built in. I think they're called "eyelids" or somesuch. |
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You have ostriches for "eyelids" [lostdog]? |
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No, he has blinds instead of eyelids. |
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It's a fashion thing, you wouldn't understand. |
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