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Clank Dependent Noise Canceling Radio

Drive an audibly perfectly functioning car forever
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A radio circuit that isolates and creates an exact opposite waveform to the clanking, bonking, scraping or cyclic grinding noises emanating from your poorly-maintained vehicle. A fast processor and full radio speaker integration ensures only trailing vehicles will know of your expired compressor bearings, screaming brakes and dragging exhaust. A turbo boost amplifier feature is available for when the muffler finally lets go.
whatrock, Apr 16 2016


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