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These are automatic super emotive over-sized
articulated
robotic breasts.
Anyone can wear them. the batteries are stored inside
each breast.
They exhibit random movements when you least expect,
sometimes rotation, sometimes pointing away from one
another, sometimes shape shifting into
a misshapen uni-
breast.
A heart monitor sensor controls their glowing intensity.
the
faster your heart beats the brighter they glow perfect for
running at night.
An accelerometer detects motion and controls the color
change the faster you move the more color change you
get. Perfect for dance parties.
When they knock together they make a clanging noise
like two empty propane tanks banging together.
Gainax bounce
http://tvtropes.org....php/Main/Gainaxing
[not_morrison_rm, Feb 21 2014]
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Intriguing idea, [vfrackis]... |
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I would like to see an American football game where every player on the field is outfitted with a set of these. |
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A Demolition Derby where each of the 20 or so combatants are simply running into each other whilst wearing these, instead of the more traditional driving jalopies. |
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Two ladies mud wrestling, so equipped. |
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I want to say thanks for the positive response. I was
nervous posting this one. |
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I like the football, mud wrestling and demolition
derby ideas come to think of it this could enhance
any sporting activity especially golf. |
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// I want to say thanks for the positive response. |
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But anyway, back in the 1990's the Kevin the Hamster cartoon
(kind of Viz-ish) whereby he talks his girlfriend into getting huge implants, in fact so big she keeps falling over forwards. One quick trip to the surgeon and a fix, he's put two more implants on her back, to even out the weight.....does this sound at all familiar to you? |
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//sometimes rotation, sometimes pointing away from one another, |
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That one is common anime fare in some of the more obviously teen boy animated stuff in Japan. |
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so what exactly are you saying NMRM?
are you suggesting that this exists or that I stole
the idea. If so that's not too cool. |
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are you asking me to go through all 185 of your
ideas again and correlate them to things that are
slightly
related to things that I have seen? |
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no offense but Online dating with a TruthOmeter
wasn't even an idea more just a commentary. I
recall feeling sad that I wasted time reading it. I
thought you would specify government software
based lie detection systems for use on a dating
sites so that you could measure mate candidates
based on how much they lie, that would have
been great. But you didn't
I would go a step further and suggest that the
trouble that you may be having with the dating
seen is rooted in your negative tone. |
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i have never seen those cartoons, they did not
inspire this idea. |
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I believe that this idea has valid unique substance |
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also I absolutely loved Graph Paper Porno |
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// i have never seen those cartoons, they did not inspire this idea. |
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Possibly a thousand people saw those cartoons, so 4.whatever billion people didn't see them. |
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//sometimes rotation, sometimes pointing away from one another,
I refer you to 'Gainax bounce' linky best avoided if you wish to keep your sanity. |
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As for the merits of this idea, 4+ and 1 minus (not mine) so it's a halfbakery win. |
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// I refer you to 'Gainax bounce' linky best avoided
if
you wish to keep your sanity. // |
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The sanity warning on that is presumably because
he's linking to TV-tropes, rather than the page
content itself. Well, I assume. But be warned - go
there and you may never get out again. Search the
internet (but carefully, gentle reader) and you will
find tales of wizened corpses discovered in front
of glowing
screens, 20 tabs still open on the browser. |
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I think a little of this idea would go a long way; it would be most effective, not as part of a surreal extravaganza but is something that sneaked gradually into an apparently normal - even serious - narrative. When the audience didn't know whether to snigger, squirm or hide behind the furniture, you'd know you'd hit the spot. |
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The Gainax Bounce isn't the only appearance of this odd
preoccupation in animation--according to one of the
animators responsible for her creation (a hand I'll shake if
ever I've the chance), Jessica Rabbit's boobs were animated
to bounce "opposite to the way she moves in comparison to
a real woman's bosom." |
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Sounds like something to rent, not buy. |
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Ho hum, however did I come to live in the world epicenter of perv? |
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