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Mohammed has just returned from a hard day of terrorist training and hostage interrogation. He enjoys sitting down at the end of the day and relaxing with a good smoke and his pet cat on his lap. He looks down and notices a second cat at his feet. Where did you come from my little friend? Next thing
he knows, the cat has jumped on his face and exploded a shaped charge, killing them both instantly. He was a victim of the Clandestine Remote Control Cat Bomb (CRCCB).
Production of CRCCBs would involve surgically implanting a camera, computer, GPS, electroshock device, radio, and shaped charge within the cat. Extensive training would allow the cat to be remotely operated, much like a Predator drone. CRCCBs could then be released into the terrorists general neighborhood and allowed to wander around until the target was identified and the attack order was given.
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http://www.av8rstuf...m/gifs/128bscat.JPG [thumbwax, Oct 04 2004]
(?) Anti-CRCCB Sharpshooter Practice
http://www.the-top....s/feline_target.jpg [thumbwax, Oct 04 2004]
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And there was much rejoicing. |
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Mobile Explosive Offensive Weapon. |
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cats are guaranteed not to do what you want. |
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In the early 1960s Jose Delgado used electrodes to stimulate parts of the brain to stop a bull in it's tracks shown to many a psychology student on film. Dr. Delgado went on to control monkies behavior by remote control. There are experiments now to control insects remotly.It is feasable.
I do not know how many terrorist have cats and at what cost is it to do these cat projects . If one knows who the terrorist is you arrest him and put him in jail.
Is a terrorist worth waisting some perrrfectly good pussy over. I pick pussy over terrorists any day, but thats me. |
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