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Cigarettes that, when lit, cause a large air bag to explode out of the user's end (of the cigarette, that is), effectively preventing him/her from smoking.
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How about ones that go around the other end of the cigarette, effectively preventing his/her neighbors from smoking? (How much air would such a bag have to hold? Could it just be a filter?) |
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I would have too much fun with these things... I would rig up a little Piezo-electric device in a "gun" shape and bludgeon non-smokers with the airbags and cover them in that mildly toxic dust that comes out of them.
This idea would be dangerous. I'm already approaching a $4-pack/day clove habit. Adding "Safety Cigs" to the cart would bankrupt me. |
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But it would be fun to hurt non-smokers with something other than cigarette smoke. |
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I think there might be a problem here. If the air bag comes out of the filter end, the only place it can go is into the smoker's mouth. |
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Adjust the pressure incorrectly and the smoker's head would explode. Cute. |
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Having your head explode is much less damaging to your health than a cigarette. |
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