Chiral Disco-ometry Dance Yoga Practice

Dogs are not the only ones who employ/process chiral wag hilarometry, this is just the tip of the tail as it were. Lunar moths have a stage that lasts only a couple of days when the males are all desperately looking for mates and it is really plain when you look at them that all of their appendages basically work on two chiral- wag- like principles, fighting off other males and climbing on to the backs of females. It becomes really obvious when there are two males fighting to get on the back of one female -- the males look like bug versions of Steve Martin and Dan Akyroyd, the wild and crazy guys from Saturday Night Live.

So maybe that is not such an inaccurate analysis.

And this - wild and crazy disco-ometry dance martial/Venusian art form - would be a way of sciencifying those observations to a full- body method for getting through life. Just practice dancing for 10 minutes fully in each chirality every morning to the Michael Jackson Pandora station and you are golden like Vinnie Barbarino in Stayin Alive...