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Reactive armour would be SO much better in this design ... |
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Only if you wear the first one. Have you ever known many chihuahuas and their owners? I wouldn't wear one if I knew it would save my life. |
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//I wouldn't wear one if I knew it would save my life. |
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It's probably guaranteed to do so, as no one in their right mind would come close with all the yapping and dog poo... |
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Doesn't seem very practical to me. |
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//Doesn't seem very practical to me. |
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Ok....if we were to go for an inner layer of Chihuahuas, with an outer layer of chameleons, the stealth factor might improve the practicality? |
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Also there is a close-in support version, with a form-fitting mesh that goes under a shirt, with hamsters attached. |
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an idea consisting solely of "let's torture chinchillas and
cats". NOR: (original, funny, idea, interesting) |
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EDIT: it's funny and it stays |
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//I submit that a chihuahua is not a chinchilla |
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I have it on divine authority that the Capybara is a fish, so you never know... |
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// an idea consisting solely of "let's torture chinchillas and cats". NOR: (original, funny, idea, interesting) |
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Not a word about the chameleons, I notice. That's so chameleonist... |
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Would that be counted as miraculous, and lead to my canonisation? |
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You mean stuff you full of black powder and
an iron ball and then light the fuse? Yes,
sure, no problem. |
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//and an iron ball and then light the fuse? |
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Reminds me strangely of being married... |
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//a girlfriend who desperately wants a pet rabbit |
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Not much meat on a rabbit, she'd be better off with something bigger. |
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//a close-in support version, with a form-fitting mesh that goes under a shirt, with hamsters attached.//
The hamsters are bred to have mithril coats, I presume? |
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Hmm, a steam catapult to send capybara to areas short on fish for Lent, now that's an idea.. |
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Anyway, currently working on the NMR Inc steam-driven mouse interceptor battery. Upon the radar picking up incoming steam-driven cats a screen of high-velocity mice is ejected. |
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Comes with optional chaff dispensers (fluffy things on a bit of string, laser pointers etc) |
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