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What's good for the inside of you is good for the outside too? Hmmmmm.Not certain that your cough syrup bath will be popular. |
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Soothing Vapors are not good for you? |
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Chicken soup bath. Your dog will love you. |
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chicken bath and noodle soap? |
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I suppose you could make it more of an Essence of Chicken Soup rather than actual Chicken soup, but the actual Chicken soup is much more halfbakeryish than ode de chicken soup. |
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There is a minor joke amonst vegetarians that you could serve chicken bath water and call it vegetarian chicken soup. |
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Is there a version for the soul? |
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Like a foot bath? Chicken soup for the
sole? (sorry, but someone has to knock
down the pun that hidden truths set up.) |
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No, it is just a very small bath, only enough room for one person. |
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Nice usage [st3f]. Sole does seem like something that might be found a bath, but I'm not sure how they would swim in chicken soup. |
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I kept my pet haddock in chicken soup for a week - the poor thing died almost immediately. But I understand that James Brown loves the stuff. Painted onto his shoes. By ghosts. In Korea. |
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There must be a market for chicken soup (or milk or water or whatever) that some famous personality, let's say Britney Spears, has bathed in. Celebrity Bathwater. |
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I've heard that those who are slightly hard of hearing have been known to pour chicken soup onto their flower-beds in the hope that it will improve the general quality of the earth. |
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I mentioned this idea to my fiancee last night and she endorsed it. Something about the salt being good for your pores. |
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//plenty of anecdotal evidence// |
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As someone who worked in a leading herbal remedies retailer I can vouch for the effectiveness of this kind of evidence as a selling tool. |
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Just remember that the plural form of "anecdote" is "data" |
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And then you drink the bathwater... |
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Chicken soup is also good for baby horses. |
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Zen, I just pecked in to see if you are making a foal of yourself. I'm just chooking on these baaaad puns. Let's just moooove along. |
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Thanks [d] I was beginning to wonder whether I had to unleash the idea that girls in gogo-dancing clubs might use chicken soup as a lubricant on the cylindrical metal things they dance around. But now (thankfully) I don't have to. It would be bad farm of me to continue. |
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That would have been terrible. Good thing you didn't write it. |
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I'd prefer to go in the 'soup for cowards' direction... |
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If you lose your soul, does chicken soup start tasting bad? |
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...didn't your mother tell you not to drink the bath water? |
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