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To lessen their unsightly appearance, remodel power station cooling towers to resemble giant chicken heads.[1]
And then in order to prevent aircraft from crashing into them at night, light them up with flashing red eyes.
[1] This may not actually be less unsightly
Chickentown
https://www.youtube...watch?v=mF4xtdSdMmY
The supreme John Cooper Clarke (warning for those with delicate language preferences) [xenzag, Aug 27 2017]
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Perhaps there should be a new category for chicken-head modifications. |
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yes, it's clearly about to be the new bacon mime ninja pirate custard... |
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Chicken-head hats for earthworms. |
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The possibilities are unlimitless. |
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I'm all in favour of fitting chicken heads to everything, and happy to have launched a new and exciting trend, affording many opportunities for uselful, and more importantly, uselsss inventions. For anthem see last link. |
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And, best of all, a cheap source of chicken heads is already available! |
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There's even one in the Whitehouse - oh wait that one's a headless chicken and not a chicken head. |
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