Chick Flops

Whilst sitting upon a farmyard fence sometime ago, it was interesting to observe how the chickens from the coop, darted around nodding in a peculiar eccentric manner to the music I was enjoying.

l was listening to a extremely good trance track with a *little drum and base* thrown in on my CD walkman.

With the permission of the chickens, place suitably fitting flip flops on their feet and vocal sets upon their heads.

These flip flops contain small pressure pads upon the soles, same functionality as a drum pad.(However, wireless straight through to a mixing desk.) Ergonomic wireless headsets with fluffyball microphones are placed upon the chickens.

By setting up the mixing desk and speaker system to my desired "flange, Umpth, wah, xxx bass, cluck, twang, wah and snare, etc" I can now mix the chickens flip flops and audible "clucks" as they dart around the farmyard, transforming this into a farmyard chicken trance party, from the comfort of my makeshift DJ farmyard haystack corner.

And when feeling really artistic, form the square with your hands as if creating a music video shot and swing your hips(with a little enthusiastic jolting head nod}

Chicken Disco has been created.