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Chewing Scissors are like Pinking Shears, except instead of the regular saw patterned cutting edges, they have replica human teeth.
Carefully engineered interdentation ensures that the top molars slide perfectly across the those located on the bottom "jaw" of the scissors, resulting in an accurately
profiled bite being taken out of the material.
Only the front teeth have the cutting action, created by the true overlapping scissors action. The back teeth merely meet each other face to face, so that they can be used to crack nuts or to mimic the gripping function of a pair of pliers.
Uses.... who knows? - but I'd like a pair
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If it comes in XXXXXL, it will complement my sasquatch shoes, allowing me to leave bite marks in addition to footprints in the local forest. |
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Lonely? Cover yourself in love-bites! |
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Surely these would use incisors rather than molars. |
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True, but molars is a sort of generic name. |
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Duh, simultaneously cutting through the bone and flesh of your victims. |
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I'd love to sit outside a pub and watch the reactions of people walking past the huge dog turd with a bite taken out of it. Hours of fun. |
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<passerby looks at huge dog turd on the ground>
<...looks up and sees big smile on wagster's face>
<...looks back at dog turd and notices bite marks>
<...looks back at wagster and slowly backs away> |
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I'd make sure to have a mouthful of chocolate - just to make them run. |
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"True, but molars is a sort of generic name."
Yeah, a generic name for molars. |
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I think its a cockney term for teeth but I've not heard it in an age. yeah, generic for molars. |
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//I think its a cockney term for teeth// |
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From molar -> polar -> polar bear -> rare -> rare as a hen's tooth -> tooth |
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