Check Your Freakin' Privilege

Humans love to lecture other humans -- you may have noticed this, especially if you're the one being lectured. Perhaps it's because you're a child and have to listen to your parents or teachers go on about don't do this or don't do that. Perhaps it's because despite your obvious gifts you're not the boss of this, or any situation. And you're sick and tired of this lecturing -- get better grades, get a job, work harder, since it appears to purely be designed to make the lecturer feel better about themselves -- fuck these people who've had everything handed on a plate.

You've heard about this "privilege" thing but don't really know how to use it -- it seems hard to claim it as you're sipping Pinot Noir and the rude serving person from Guatemala just won't stop by and take your appetizer order.

Well, fear no more. With our brand new app, it's as easy as tapping the screen -- all of your lunch or dinner companions already have their phones out anyway! The app will quickly display the privilege order at the table, so everyone can generate just the proper note of outrage at everyone else's undeserved success.