Chasing Channel

Television is a wonderful thing. Everytime I switch it on, the format seems to be lots of chasing of one another interspersed with frowning.

This will be a new channel which does away with the dialogue, storyline and frowning - to concentrate solely on chases.

Each program may go for varying lengths and would be considerably cheaper to produce. Money for the channel would come from sponsors whose product, service or shop is featured in the particular pursuit.

For example at 8.30pm begins Historical Chase, where 3 people dress in period costumes and chase each other through a Supermarket. The cameraperson must follow and to gain the required revenue may do close ups as they zip pass certain products.

Cars, boats and vehicles provide more fast paced pursuits, but at no time is there to be any conclusion ie catching - or narrative ie hiding.

Animal Chase follows at 9.00pm where random shots of nature's creatures are seen bounding after one another. Afterwards is the Late Night Chasing News, where a man or woman sits behind a desk describing current world chases with running style, speed, obstacle surmounting etc. Papparazzi Chase is a favourite as the most famous celebrities run or drive across town with photographers following.