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Expanding on [2fries] backyard security method in Chlorexcrement: Wouldn’t a dye that could be reversed when you got back from Fiji work better? A dull brownish semi-transparent red with a foam faux carcass half-submerged and random chunks floating around would work better than a fake turd. Make it look
like the remains of a fat raccoon, bloated and redolent, and I dare even the most stalwart turd-diver to submerge. The deluxe kit comes with a Decomposition Fragrance unit to complete the fiction.
Easily reversed and reusable, and the pool is immediately usable when you return if you close your eyes.
Pool Security
Chlorexcrement
Keeps some violators away, but not all. [minoradjustments, Jan 28 2024]
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Hungry crows land on the carcass, swallow a chunk of foam, choke and die. |
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I'm not sure whether you would see this as a drawback or an enhancement. |
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[pertinax] Anything that involves crows is OK with me. Ravens, too. I think they would cop to the fiction in the pool and laugh, laugh, laugh. |
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