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Depending on the charity you donate to, you get a foghorn of a particular color, and with a particular frequency. Also, for multifunctional chairty organizations, ensembles can be orchestrated where the participants parade around town blowing their horns in some stilted melody, all the while letting
everyone around know just how charitable and good they really are.
At least, we'll be getting rid of ribbons.
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Stop with the charity spinoffs, please! |
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This would turn people against charities, because they would be accosiated (sorry) with foghorns. |
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I'm afraid I'm keeping the bun. |
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Too echoey to bun, too amusing to bone. |
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