Change "Hear hear!" to "Hear here!"

"Hear hear" (the correct wording) is based on "Hear all ye who... (bla bla old timey bla bla)" which nobody ever says any more. It's dumb and confusing, however, it is a classic, like groundhog day, which is also dumb and confusing, but we cherish it anyway. Or put up with it at least.

So we've all woken up at 2 in the morning with the question in our mind "Is it hear hear or here here?"

Well, now the confusion is gone, because this new incarnation of the classic agreement shout says something that makes sense. "Hear here!" says: "I hear you over here", or "There is agreement coming from the location that this annoying shout is emanating from."

All you have to do it spell it this way, and pedantic basement dwellers, locked and loaded to justify their pathetic existence by correcting you, will see that you didn't even make an attempt to make the choice, yell at their mom to buy more Cheetos, lose interest and switch to a furry porn site.

And victory will be yours.