Cellular Purse

When dining out a guy can put his cell phone on vibrate, then drop it in a pocket. There just is no place to hide the unsightly bulge of a cellphone on a slinky dress. (The bra is out, I have enough problems with guys talking to my breasts without me doing it too , a cell phone tiarra or hat is just too formal the singles bar scene) So far the ladies choice is to turn it off or let it ring from the bowels of her purse. Thus earning snarky remarks from people about ruining the ambiviance. (you know how it is ... the phone rings and rings as you search through all the contents of the purse trying to fish the phone out.) why not make the outside of the purse the phone? aka a celluar purse.

the first thing as an alternate choice to ring tones and vibrators would be twinkle lights blinking along the strap. the lights would have a dimmer for use in theaters. and programable sequences so you set different lights for different callers. the strap is a natural attena for the phone and is a good place to hide the earpieces' retractable cord for hands free talking.

being larger than most phones now in use the celluar purse could hold a larger battery this allows for more unique features something like Mr Q would stuff in for 007 James Bond's gal pal moneypenny a larger purse could contain a palm pilot-dvd-cd-cam corder combo but I would settle for a voice stress analyzer so when he calls to stand me up, saying he has to work late, I could tell if he were lying or not.

the purse would have a security feature. so if lost you could call the purse from another device and activate one of three find it features. on all three features when you call the celluar purse would give you its current gps location. and send pictures from its location to your lap top. feature#1 the purse would begin gently announcing " Im lost please pick up my owner is calling to find me." feature #2 the purse would shrill louder than a car alarm announcing "im a stolen purse give me to the police" feature #3 (as an act of final desperation) this purse will self destruct in 10..9..8..7..6...