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Hoover bags that are fitted with a glossy outer coating depicting your favourite expanded (when bag is inflated)celebrity.
Turn on.
Expanding grand gonflable.
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I'd like an upright vacuum cleaner in the shape of Dizzy Gillespie's head, with the sucky bit on the ground being his mouth. The hoover bag would protude from either side of the hoover, where Mr. Gillespie's cheeks would be. As the bag fills, the cheeks expand (and, through some unknown mechanism, the eyes narrow) until Dizzy looks like he's popping the highest note of his career. |
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A motorcycle-type accelerator built into the handle of the vacuum would allow you to vary the power of the hoover, and also the pitch of the hum, thus allowing you to play a variety of be-bop tunes as you go about an otherwise boring task. |
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Expanding grand gonflable indeed. |
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A "Marilyn Chambers" bag? |
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I thought this would be someone
selling Nicole Kidman's Hoover
bag on eBay so that deperate fans
could see what gets hoovered up
in her house. Like that man who
hung around by the drainpipe at
the side of Kate Bush's house,
collecting her bathwater in a
bucket. |
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For those of us with a bagless vacuum cleaners (dyson etc) could you please adapt the bag so that it can attach to the exhaust output? (+) |
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P.S. [hippo] - Anybody want to buy some celebrity toenail clippings? I've got genuine George Bush and some (possibly fake) Dalai Llama I can let you have for a monkey or so. |
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"Elvis sucks" ... "go empty Elvis, James" |
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