h a l f b a k e r yClearly this is a metaphor for something.
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This alarm clock features a cat toy that is set in motion at the headboard of your bed. The slight noise alerts kitty that it's playtime and he jumps up & down on your head trying to get the toy. Try sleeping through that!
Deluxe version features a laser pointer.
Snooze alarm: add catnip to the
toy?
An alternative method
Feline_20alarm_20clock
[normzone, Dec 26 2007]
LOL Cats haz it
http://icanhascheez...-practicin-for-you/
[ConsulFlaminicus, Mar 08 2008]
[link]
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I fear that the replacement costs on cats would put me in the poor-house. |
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// Deluxe version features a laser pointer // |
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Super-deluxe version features a laser. Cat-seeking. 3 kW. |
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Just teach the cat to read the clock. They wake you by pouncing by nature. |
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My cat tried to wake me up one day... It ended up kicked off and It didn't even manage to wake me up... |
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damn it, the cat slept in today and now am late for the sales... |
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..[bovious] wasn't *quite* ready to arise, so pressed the snooze button. A telescopic arm emerged from the bedhead with what resembled a miniature bear-trap mounted on the end. This snapped around the cat's muzzle and servomotors on the arm lifted the struggling moggy's flailing feet well clear of [bovious]'s head. The rubber diaphragm in the trap mechanism fitted snugly over the cat's mouth and nose. There would be at least ten minutes of comfy snooze time before [bovious] was woken by the shower of urine from the deceased beast's relaxing sphincter. |
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