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The cat exoskeleton attaches over the cat and normally is not activated. However, should you wish your cat to come to you, a simple push of the remote activates the motorized exoskeleton, which then "walks" your cat home.
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Uhm if the exoskeleton does everything by its self then what do I need the cat for? |
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... you ain't met my cat have you? You're a
dead [molecat] if you try and put
something on 'im. |
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//what do I need the cat for?// eating
all those tins of cat food you keep
buying ? |
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what else would do the purring? |
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Thanks for the tale phlish, I can't image how you could get the tape onto all four feet...one would be hard enough. The Cat_Exoskeleton actually suits up the cat without human intervention,moving in very slowly and ingratiatingly at nap time( it's heated and has a purr box.) |
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I really dislike cats; in this country they are an environmental menace that the government simply refuses to regulate or ban entirely. |
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But I have to bone an idea that suggests cruelty to animals. We all know how much a cat would despise it's little exoskeleton cage, and how nuts they would go when the frame started forcing the cat to move around. that's just cruel. |
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If your cat like those biscuity cat treats, try this: Next time you want your cat to come home, rattle the box outside for the cat to hear. I've never known this to fail (Note: Only *their* box of biscuity treats works - Cornflakes and Wheato's probably won't) |
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//We all know how much a cat would despise it's little exoskeleton// |
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Just imagine a bird cage with legs. |
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A neater solution would be to insert electrodes directly into the cerebellum from where the legs are controlled, thereby taking direct control of the cat itself. |
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A Remote Control Cat? Superb! I'd have one of them. |
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