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Cat Aquarium
A large aquarium adorned with a seemingly drowned cat | |
A soggy, wet, apparently drowned cat floating lifeless in an aquarium. Filter
purring and bubbles casually bubbling. Plastic plants. colorful gravel, etc. Low
maintenance (feeding-wise).
Can be modified or expanded as:
Squirrel Aquarium
Chipmunk Aquarium
Rat, Skunk... seemingly endless possibilities.
But
not a Dog Aquarium. That's just gross.
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<frantically scribbles new letter to Santa> |
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This will be bigger than the iPad... Can your company come up with a Dead Cat Lava Lamp? No Matter! Bun! [+] |
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make a cat-shaped balloon for //floating// in offices,
cars, and other places. |
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i feel like i'm slowly going insane. [+] |
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Welcome to the Halfbakery, [gingerbaker]. You're
obviously a complete lunatic, so you'll fit in nicely. |
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Yes; I believe the traditional simile is 'like a fly to honey',
but in this case I think there would be no more apt
description than to say they were drawn to this post like
Borg to any mention of felicide. |
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This might be funny, but really is kind of mean. My own cats get atop the fishtank sometimes and I'm afraid they will fall in and drown.
[Ginger Baker is a great drummer!] |
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// I'm afraid they will fall in and drown // |
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Would they "fall" ... or would they be pushed ... ? MUHWHAHHAHAHAAhem. |
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<Hastily conceals prototype cat-immersing stick behind back> |
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Hmmm ... Schrödinger's Aquarium .... hmmm ... |
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This reminds me, the other day I saw a sign outside a kennel facility that said " Dog Boarding ". |
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I explained to my companion that this was a more effective means of extracting information from the uncooperative than plain old waterboarding, although you do have to wet down the dog first for maximum effect. |
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