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Cat Aquarium

 A large aquarium adorned with a seemingly drowned cat
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A soggy, wet, apparently drowned cat floating lifeless in an aquarium. Filter purring and bubbles casually bubbling. Plastic plants. colorful gravel, etc. Low maintenance (feeding-wise). Can be modified or expanded as: Squirrel Aquarium Chipmunk Aquarium Rat, Skunk... seemingly endless possibilities. But not a Dog Aquarium. That's just gross.
—gingerbaker, Dec 14 2011

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       <frantically scribbles new letter to Santa>
—8th of 7, Dec 14 2011
   

       //Filter purring// +
—daseva, Dec 14 2011
   

       This will be bigger than the iPad... Can your company come up with a Dead Cat Lava Lamp? No Matter! Bun! [+]
—Grogster, Dec 14 2011
   

       make a cat-shaped balloon for //floating// in offices, cars, and other places.   

       i feel like i'm slowly going insane. [+]
—sninctown, Dec 14 2011
   

       Welcome to the Halfbakery, [gingerbaker]. You're obviously a complete lunatic, so you'll fit in nicely.   

       [+]
—Alterother, Dec 14 2011
   

       What [Alterother] said.   

       [+]
—MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 14 2011
   

       Yes; I believe the traditional simile is 'like a fly to honey', but in this case I think there would be no more apt description than to say they were drawn to this post like Borg to any mention of felicide.
—Alterother, Dec 14 2011
   

       This might be funny, but really is kind of mean. My own cats get atop the fishtank sometimes and I'm afraid they will fall in and drown.
[Ginger Baker is a great drummer!]
—xandram, Dec 15 2011
   

       // I'm afraid they will fall in and drown //   

       Would they "fall" ... or would they be pushed ... ? MUHWHAHHAHAHAAhem.   

       <cough, cough>   

       Sorry.   

       <Hastily conceals prototype cat-immersing stick behind back>   

       Hmmm ... Schrödinger's Aquarium .... hmmm ...
—8th of 7, Dec 15 2011
   

       This reminds me, the other day I saw a sign outside a kennel facility that said " Dog Boarding ".   

       I explained to my companion that this was a more effective means of extracting information from the uncooperative than plain old waterboarding, although you do have to wet down the dog first for maximum effect.
—normzone, May 06 2015
   


 

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