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Cask-et
Pickling for perpetual preservation | |
PhoenixCo is (more or less) proud to announce its most recent development: the Cask-et.
What better way to show you care than to preserve Aunt Dotty in cognac? Got a 'Jim Beam' lover in the clan? We can do that. Did Boris love vodka? Not a problem.
With our "leak-proof"* interment enclosures
and your choice of liquor**, your loved one can spend eternity in style.
*As far as you know
**Carbonated/fermenting beverages strongly discouraged and are prohibited in earthquake zones.
A Rum Do
http://www.who2.com/oddlypreserved.html
Drunk as a lord ? [8th of 7, Aug 27 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Glass Caskets
http://www.newshera.../local/wm113097.htm
...are also Baked. [DrCurry, Aug 27 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
George Plantagenet, 1st Duke of Clarence
https://en.wikipedi...st_Duke_of_Clarence
The dangers of drink, exemplified ... [8th of 7, Dec 23 2018]
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some of us are almost completely ready-pickled. |
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"Your grand-father looks so well-preserved."
"Actually, that's my husband. The pickling process added a few wrinkles."
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Hmm... one instance where accidentally being buried alive might actually be fun.. |
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Do you do flambe cremations, too? One croissant in cognac to you. |
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Yes, but no drinks with the word 'sex' in the name. |
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n.b. We're not so tasteful that we won't do 'Fuzzy Navels'. |
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Well, it worked for Admiral the Lord Horatio Nelson, so it must be Ok - but we think that makes it Pickled rather than Baked ...... Croissant (in armagnac, of course) |
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Mmmmmm...to be preserved within the depths of liquor would be sweet, however it would require a large enough vessel to incorporate several attractive teenage girls, a lifetime of tobacco, and an small army assortment of rifles and ammunition. One must indulge all his vices in his afterlife. |
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What, no salty/fat filled snack foods? |
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"Outlander" Season 3 episode 7 "Creme de Menthe" |
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Involved disposing of a bad guy in a cask of Creme de
Menthe because it was so bad no one would ever buy it. |
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Certainly not as classy as a butt of Malmsey ... |
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