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The routine of cleaning the pots and pans would be a lot more pleasant if the manufacturers of this popular dishwasher detergent would market it in squeezable lifelike containers modeled after the gorgeous star of Baywatch and Scary Movie.
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So, is the soap a nasal discharge or what? |
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[Re Peter's link] If that's what Carmen Electra looks like to you, you need an opthamologist ASAP. |
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Nice pun. Is this to get more guys to do the dishes? |
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[UN] I can understand a guy not knowing detergent from maple syrup. But Carmen Electra from "unnamed models"? |
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When referring to one's own mum, I believe it is customary to capitalize the endearment. |
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Electra sol dishwasher detergent,...whats with the dificult to remove lid?Is this supposed to keep the product fresher fpr consumption?Like the product,...hate the packaging,get a new package contractor,...Werner |
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You call this packaging? Bet the folks in the retirement home love ya,...the wife |
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Sorry but I'd need more of an insentive than squeezing a miniature Carmen Electra to get me to delve around in a tepid sink full of sharp knives and leftover food goo. A far better idea I think, would be Porno-Plates. These would be accompanied by Porno-Pots, Porno-Pans etc etc. The idea is, as you scrub the hardened remenants of your supper off, sexually arousing images are revealed. I'd be a little more willing to do the washing up were this the case. But then that's just me. It wouldnt nessecarily have to be porn mind you. |
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I couldn't use that in the shower.
her face would come off and I
would never be able to watch her
in a movie the same way. |
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Porno-Plates... The only dinnerware that gets dirty when you clean it... |
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Bachelor pads would suddenly have the most spotless plates and pans in the world... well, except for that white stuff... I'm beginning to see why this hasn't been done on a large scale yet. |
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//guess who's wife is in the "uncomfortable" term of pregnancy.// |
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And your desperation has led you to think about pornagraphic margarine? That's not right. You are a little sicko. |
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Hmmm, tell me more, I'm intrigued... |
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