Car Compatibility Quiz

A frequent item in women’s magazines, I hear, is the companion compatibility quiz. Such a test could be used with few changes ("other" -> "auto") in car magazines with mostly male readers:

Do you often take your significant auto out to restaurants and movies?

Does your s a emit foul-smelling fumes?

Do you drink too much when you are with your s a?

Do you have common leisure interests such as sharing free time on weekends or taking your s a on vacation?

Would your s a hold your coffee cup when your hands are full?

Do you buy expensive extras for your s a?

Do you show-off and brag about your s a to others?

Are you dependent on each other?

Do you enjoy your s a less when the kids are with you?

Do you often stare at other, better-equipped cars?

Do you often wash and rub down your s a?

Do you loan your s a out to others?

Do you feel safe and secure with your s a?

Do you make your s a wait in the rain and then leave in a taxi when the car’s feeling under the weather?