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Car-Farts

 Anti-Tailgating Fumigation
 
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Finger-shaped knob on the dashboard. Pull it and the fuel injector mixes in a lethal dose of some foul smelling oily substance that creates a gaseous cloud in the face of the annoying tailgater. They will be forced to back off or pull around.
—knightEknight, Aug 22 2003

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       I fear the results of hundreds of these in a traffic jam.
—Pseudonym #3, Aug 22 2003
   

       ..In a tunnel.
—DeathNinja, Aug 22 2003
   

       If you see an attractive man/woman tailgaiting you whom you would like to follow you home, could you also press a button to release a puff of fresh baked cinnamon rolls or another equally enticing aroma?
—tchaikovsky, Aug 22 2003
   

       castor oil + wd40. Whatever you do, don't back up. Permanent shellac.
—thumbwax, Aug 23 2003
   

       // some foul smelling oily substance that creates a gaseous cloud   

       So how is this different from petrol?
—Brummo, Aug 23 2003
   
      
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