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Caffeine Duck

 Like one of those toilet freshner jiggies that hang over the bowl, only for your mouth.
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"Cleans and Freshens every time you flush - Toilet Duck"

well, how about Caffeine Duck?

Could take the form of a tooth cap, you put it on, then every time you swallow, or take a drink, some caffeine dissolves and heads off on the perilous journey to your bloodstream. Keep you going all day without having to get coffee breath!

—zero5, Oct 08 2001

Caffeine patch https://www.caffein...ine-content/spot-on
As mentioned in annos. [whatrock, Nov 14 2018]

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       Although caffeine is very nice, what about the pleasure of holding a hot mug, feeling it warm your hands, and breathing in the delicious steamy coffee aroma? If all you want is stimulation, you might as well pay an ex-army Sergeant to shout in your ear.
—pottedstu, Oct 08 2001
   

       Why not caffine patches... like nicotine patches but with caffine. I'm sure someone will already have posted caffine patches..
—CasaLoco, Oct 08 2001
   

       I find a regular supply of pro-plus and red bull does the trick, but be aware of the risk of flying round the room like a hyperactive 5 yr old! Alternatively, if everyone drank coffee, then no-one would notice coffee breath.
—sven3012, Oct 08 2001
   

       I'm with pottedstu on this one - to me a good three-quarters of the pleasure of coffee comes from the sensory nature of the experience. The other quarter comes from seeing people wilt when I breathe on them afterwards.
—stupop, Oct 08 2001
   

       suhweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! only problem is sleep...
—Seafris, Mar 18 2003
   

       who needs sleep? not us!
i happen to agree with the two stu's. coffee is a good, warm pick-me-up for cold days.
—igirl, Mar 29 2003
   

       So you could use this invention and have de-caf.
—snarfyguy, Mar 29 2003
   

       I want a double cap skinny wet- duck.From perhaps starducks?
—flipmstr2, Jul 27 2003
   


 

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