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I stood over a server tower laying on its side. Side panel
off with a full view of the motherboard submerged in 3" of
water.
I thought to myself how great it would be if this was a
toilet
or minimum a urinal. In my minds eye it would be thrilling
to pee on a motherboard and see tiny leds
strobe and
sparks as though i were blowing it up or shorting it out.
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I had a physics teacher who worked in a hospital as training to become a combat medic. Apparently he had one case where someone stopped on his way home from the pub to pee over a railway bridge. He hit the third rail and suffered some severe burns to a delicate area. |
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Stand on thick dry rubber if you try it, or make sure it's low voltage. An iPad might be worth a try (watch out for any capacitors near the camera's flash though). |
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I was expecting an idea for a cooling system. |
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//I thought to myself how great it would be if this
was a toilet or minimum a urinal.// |
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Well, why can't it be? Sounds like you've already
baked
this, except for the actual urination part. |
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//Apparently he had one case where someone
stopped on his way home from the pub to pee over
a
railway bridge. He hit the third rail and suffered
some severe burns to a delicate area.// |
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Off a railway bridge? I seriously doubt it.
Mythbusters tried it and it was damn near
impossible
to get electrocuted peeing on the third rail. I think
you had to be pretty much directly adjacent, and
standing in a pool of water with no shoes on. |
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Now we need a C3PU, which is a urinal shaped like Threepio's body, with an open torso. |
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I see no problem with this... as long as there are no crossing of streams. |
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