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... though not as impressive as deflecting it with a very large
ping-pong bat. |
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Having this thing fall on you would be unhealthy. Take an
umbrella with you this weekend. |
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//One nation’s military already considered it. They chose
not to, as it would expose the existence and capabilities
of their missile defense system.// |
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I'd shoot it down and deny it, say it was an accident. We
had only sent probes to intercept it, break into its
guidance and telecommunications systems to analyze
them but due to shoddy workmanship of the rocket, it
blew up before we could disengage our interception and
analysis droids. Send deepest apologies and assure them
we’ve taken corrective measures with our interception
droids so that won’t happen the next time. |
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Then I'd have an assistant run up to the podium and hand me
a folded piece of paper after my statement, I'd read it and
say "Oh... uh, never mind. It probably blew up because of
sparks or something." |
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Panic over! You can all stop watching the skies; it seems to have
crashed into the Indian Ocean |
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Yes, it definitely broke apart spontaneously. No- one here had
anything to do with that. Carry on ... |
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Actually that’s just what [a1] wants you to believe that
[doctorremulac3] wants you to believe |
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