h a l f b a k e r y"More like a cross between an onion, a golf ball, and a roman multi-tiered arched aquaduct."
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
Everyone refers with pejorative disparagement to chickens with their heads cut off. These chickens have become a metaphor for wild, crazy and disorganized behavior. I believe that this frantic disorganization is simply due to lack of practice.
CWHCO training simulates decapitation with a mix of
lighting, sound effects and hallucinogenic drugs. After a certain number of repetitions, chickens will learn how to behave in a calm and organized manner, drawing on this experience when the big day comes.
After perfecting CWHCO training with chicken studies, this training can be extended to other animals and organizations which show a predilection for CWHCO behavior.
Please log in.
If you're not logged in,
you can see what this page
looks like, but you will
not be able to add anything.
Annotation:
|
| |
Yes, I would like 5 hits if you would be so kind. Skip the chickens, go directly to me. MEEE!!!! |
|
| |
//Everyone refers with pejorative disparagement to chickens with their heads cut off.// Not me, not anymore! Since several years I use the folks from the White House and their economics for this kind of comparison. |
|
| |