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CD with a single hair sprouting from its
upper surface, that you have to carefully
shave off before its first playing.
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Could I not pluck it off? It would take longer to grow back. |
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I'm Not Really Sure
I'm not really sure |
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I'm not really sure I understand the joke, apart from the risk of defacing the CD, but then again the upper surface has no data on it so there isn't any risk anyway. |
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CDs of folk music would, of course, have a magnificent, flowing beard. |
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//I'm not really sure I understand the
joke// It's deadly serious!! - ensures that
every cd is a "virgin" prior to its owner
playing it - helps with second hand
market, by encouraging collectable items...
i.e. For Sale "Never played copy of --
-- (ginger hair (curly, six inches long) still
intact)" |
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i.e. For Sale "Never played copy of Isaac Hayes - "Hold On I'm Comin" (nice 'n' shiny) |
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You mean "hold on I'm combing"
(unapologetic groan) |
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This idea is the reason I have to hide the bakery. This right here is why I can't leave this site up and walk away from my computer. This is seriously a discussion about embedding a hair into a CD to perserve its virginity. How did we get here? What happened, what event took place in which an idea such as this actually considered (even sarcastically)? |
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heh, ok. // (ginger hair (curly, six inches long) still intact)" // Does that mean a red hair from a pale freckled person? |
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Being a "single" hair somehow does not seem fitting for an album. ;) |
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Ha - new meat for the grinder! Welcome [JeanLuc159]... now show us the colour of your brain cells :-) |
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creepy: the concept not the newb. Well not the newb yet anyways. A full "head" of hair on the other hand... |
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Why do you have to shave it off? What happens if you try to play the hairy CD? |
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//What happens if you try to play the hairy CD?// The £7.50 cd destroys your £750 hi/fi cd player. |
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This would suit the sort of person who buys books
uncut,
like the Earl of Loam. |
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