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Humans are easily the most olfactorily perverted animal species on the planet - jealousy, one would imagine, stemming from having inferior scent-marking abilities compared to other species.
There's scented hair-products, body wash, deodorant/anti-perspirants, perfumes, colognes, toilet waters, breath
mints and rinses, etc., all formulated and applied to mask an existing scent or create a new one... and mostly all used in conjunction with each other haphazardly.
So there's room for one more.
Propogation of a chemical in air, while almost uniform in an elevator, still has a directional component, better realized in a more open area.
Butt perfume is what it says it is: it's meant to be applied to the back side, so when you talk to people, or even just pass by, they get a different olfactory picture depending on whether you're coming or going.
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Nobody's going to want to apply a dervish to their
arse - that was just silly. |
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_was_ silly, [MB]? Personal experience or merely anecdote? |
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So it smells like butt? No thank you, FlyingToaster,
you kidder, you. |
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perfume _for_ the butt, not _of_ the butt. |
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No attempt is made, at least not in the post, to cover up any butt-based odours: the purpose is to give the wearer a multi-faceted scent-personality. |
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As you stand there in the club, talking with a bunch of people, they all smell lavender; when you turn to go, they smell summer oranges, or something like that. |
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Smells fishy to me. Butt I could be wrong. |
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Perhaps you should give it a crack though? |
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...only if it's fart-activated. |
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A Whirling Dervish is an ideal lavatory paper replacement actually, in the same way that a power tool is often an improvement on the original. |
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The idea is fundamentally flawed. |
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Is that better or worse than being superficially
flawed? |
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I think this should be, ...but perfume! |
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Isn't perfume always intended to cloak other smells? |
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That's the booty of the idea - now I'll bun this one. |
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Why would anybody want to smell like a butt? |
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Perhaps they want to attract dogs? |
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