Butt-fu

As a proud American, we ain't that competant at real sports other than competitive eating and running to hometown buffets for the days meal of ribs, unidentifiable teriyaki chicken, and colored, carbonated sugar water.

Since obesity, as i call it the "anti-anoroxic" obession, is more accepted in america as being normal and near being called a disability due to us actually having fat genes, we have created a sport that is less rough than sumo, less sweaty than sex, and more fun because we probably can't feel it (hey....i found a penny!)

So the rules of BUtt Fu, created in vietnam by me in 2002 but today is to be revealed to the world, is to push the oponent out of the ring with your butt and your butt only. No use of hands, tead, or torso allowed.

and definitely.....their are little small liters by your behinds to make sure you don't violate the rules.

Anyways the rules are simple. Use glutamus maximus to push other glutamus maxiumus out of the ring. that simple.

But, as the master, i suggest the following moves:

flying butt punch-its where you squatt and hit them in the butt in mid-air.

ham-push: doing the seventies move where you bounch your butt on their and make them fall.

the possibilities are endless.

An activity that can be shared with the whole family...and future generations (oooh...i found another penny!)

Note: Satired....(new word?) ......also to make it easier. otherwise....must eat packaged air..(the next craze)

Think sumo, except everything to fight with is just the butt..... must i make more synonyms about the behind?

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