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The rules are slightly different in NYC, for practical reasons. But it still sounds like a good idea. |
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Have smoke machines mounted under the
bus. When the bus stops, start the smoke
machines up and make it illegal for cars to
drive through the thick cloud of
smoke surrounding the bus. |
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//In the U.S., vehicles on an undivided highway are supposed to stop 50' from where children are being let on or off a school bus. // Why? |
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//To prevent the little buggers being run over, I would hazard// But the bus doors are on the pavement (sidewalk?) side, shirley? |
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[AbsintheWithoutLeave] Yes, but bus stops are haphazardly placed and sometimes children need to cross the street without a crosswalk or crossing guard. |
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There are even gates on the front of school buses to force children crossing in front to move far enough away so the driver can see them. |
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// prevent the little buggers being run over // |
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It's like pheasants, and deer, and salmon and stuff ... you ain't alowed to hunt 'em until they be growed. |
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Bus-a-Pult... instead of exit doors, just launch (former) passengers clear of the street. Mounted on a swivel so you can launch them to the *other* side of the street, too. |
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good idea, though, and sounds useful. |
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// bus stops are haphazardly placed and sometimes children need to cross the street// And? There's something wrong with their eyesight? They need artificial means to allow them to cross the road? |
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