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Burp Food
Funny Gag: Food that causes volumes of gas | |
Imagine your 'friend'... chowing down on a bag of potato chips. But the chips are covered with a thick dust of baking soda. Then, your 'friend' eats a 'special' jelly filled dount - with a creamed, flavored, baking soda interior. Then, offer your 'friend' the vinegar drink. Stand way back... your
'friend' will start puffing out, spurting CO2 from every orifice. If string enough, it may actually propel your' friend' around... What a gag!
Baked for $1.25:
http://www.biffleys...Novelty/novelty.htm
Belch powder, fart powder, fart candy. For all your gaseous needs. [Dog Ed, Jul 31 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
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or ask your girlfriend to eat one... lots of CO2 inside girlie... girlie and you will feel free... no more relationship-gas-problems... |
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Google on "novelty items belch" and you oughta get it. |
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Anybody ever tried that on me, they'd have rock salt up their ass. And no, I wouldn't use my fingers, I'd use an unclean carrot and stick it in their mouth afterwards. On second thought - I'd snap the carrot while it was inside, and stuff the leafy carrot tops in their mouth for a 'gag'. |
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is a 'dount' an American delicacy? |
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I think dount is donut (or doughnut) spelt incorrectly. |
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lewistotle: dount as in -no-please, dount |
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