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Always don these spectacles upon entering a hamburger or other fast food chain. When purveying the menu images above the counter through these highbrow lenses, all objects will appear to have been sat upon by a baby elephant. Thus, as you sit and unwrap your order, you will experience no shock or disillusionment.
Accompanying,
designated others will appreciate that everyone passing by you will appear to have a squashed upper body.
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Combine with those laser glasses for very strange effects. Give a pair to your local UFO chaser and watch the headlines explode! |
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<Clara Peller>Where's the beef?</Clara Peller> |
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And the lower body remains unchanged? |
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Don't wear them to look at your croissant. |
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I feel what I need slipping through my fingers --- mmmm. |
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reensure... could you rephrase that? |
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