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Since bubble wrap protects almost anything from shipping damage, why not wrap babies in bubble wrap for shipping? If you’re transporting a baby in a car, no need for complicated baby seats and airbag interlocks. Just wrap him up in Go-Baby brand bubble wrap and throw him in the back with the groceries.
Go-Baby, unlike most bubble wrap, is ventilated with breathing holes between the bubbles, because, as we like to say at Go-Baby, the baby that’s a-blueing has a mother that’s a-suing.
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Nice try, but you choked it. |
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// ventilated with breathing holes // |
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Help, my baby's all bundled in a bubble. HHHHHeellp! |
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"Blue is the colour ...." |
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must be easier to manipulate than those stupid car seats. +1 |
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gets my vote for half-baked idea of the week. |
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I think this is good. Needs to be combined with velcro to make it stay in place. Velcro Bubble Wrap. |
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For added protection some kind of recursive bubble wrap, each one filled with tinier bubbles, until you get to the Higgs Boson or whatever... |
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Or maybe just one baby, one big bubble, filled with saline and an oxygen mask. Velcro on the edges and they call all join up and go to the paediatrics department at the same time, stuck on the back of a truck? |
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I thought you were going to suggest we make bubblewrap out of babies... |
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To make things out of babies, or not to make things
out of babies... |
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//all join up and go to the paediatrics department at the same time// - like frogspawn! Now that's an idea. |
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I'm voting with [po] today. |
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