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Bruise Stickers may be the next big craze for nonviolent, exhibitionist youth. The product consists of three layers: a cardboard backing, the plastic sticker with pigment on the bottom and adhesive on the top and finally a covering film. Peel off the film and press your palm or fist against the sticker
to loosen it from the backing before lightly smacking a friend or yourself.
A light slap on the face with a regular bruise sticker results in an instant, realistic, black and blue (and green and red) blemish, and a soft sock in the eye with a dark-ringed sticker will leave a black eye sore. Even small, black, rectangle stickers are available for knuckle-to-tooth application of “knocked out teeth”.
Not stickers...
http://www.hallowee...t/bruistattemt.html
..tattoos [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 05 2004]
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I thought that this must exist (though without the creative form of application). However, a google for "bruise stickers" only turns up an off color comment about domenstic violence barbie. + |
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Not entirely sure why you'd want to do this, but it's bound to appeal to somebody. It would certainly be useful to amateur thespians and film directors everywhere. |
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Fighting made fun! Now work out the sound effects. |
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Liquid crystal might also work, if you could fiddle with the colors. For example, you have a spot of flesh-colored LC film on your arm, and when you touch it, it heats up and becomes green and gray, but then settles back into flesh color again. |
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The liquid crystal would even get you the nice hand print from a slap in the face |
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"no, I won't give you my croissant! what're you going to do, give me the sticker ?" + |
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Great idea to make excuses look more realistic. I could always tell my boss (when I have one) that I didn't mean to be late for work; actually, I was getting there in record time until this violent thief attacked me and took all my belongings with him. A couple stickers... no further questions. |
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Now there's someone who plans ahead; making excuses for being late to a job she doesn't have. |
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Ouch [half]! That low punch did leave a real bruise. |
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What's the advantage ? What's the point ? |
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[Pericles], I was admiring your optimism and forethought. It wasn't intended as a slam. My intent was to say "a job she doesn't *yet* have". Comprende? |
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How about temporary bruise tattos, if you're going for the Fight Club look? |
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